fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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