I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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