It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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