so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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