So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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