just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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