we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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