The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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