a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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