so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
my poor anus
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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