The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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