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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Why was I handcuffed to the roof?

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  It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.

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