fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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