The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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