i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I love you. Go after that dick
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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