if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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I need you to use more vowels.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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