Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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