.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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