We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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