sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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