yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So. Much. Porn.
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