I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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