Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I came so hard my ears popped.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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