You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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