I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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