ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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