Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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