you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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