I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i don't like sucking hair
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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