The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
two words: eviction party
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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