I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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