I wish i was in the wii world.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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