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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.

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  Well thats $24,000 well spent.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis

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• (925): View more from California

  I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth

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