what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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