Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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