Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
