if i can run in heels then i can drive
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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