We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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