can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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