Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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