You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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