Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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