People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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