I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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