Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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