I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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