Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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