I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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