yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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