i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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