so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
