he wants to bone in the snuggie
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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