i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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