Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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